... and behaved like this. If you couldn't afford to lose a couple thousand, you'd deserve every bit of what happens to you in 2009. If you could, however, you might find yourself able to afford a lot of goats and chickens.
Edit:
For reference, this employs a median reversion strategy (with the median taken over a 60 day history), and it trades every 15 days. It weighs heavily (50%) the stock with the single largest (percentage-wise) negative deviation from its 60-day median, and maintains a 10% position in the stock with the largest positive deviation from its 60-day median.