On December 10, 2014, I took a pill prescribed by my whacked out pyschiatrist for my depression. Next morning when I woke up, I was suprised that I am able to see tomorrow's SPY price in my head but only SPY, not other stock prices. I rushed to my laptop and opened up an IB account with whatever savings I had, a meager $1,000. Today I'm proud to say that I'm cured of my depression, feel confident to show you the results of my trading below:
This morning I ran into my neighbor in the hallway. Here's how our conversation went.
Me: Hi, neighbor!
Neighbor: Wat up, Nerdy Boy!
I whipped opened my laptop and showed him my trading results.
Neighbor: Wow! You made all that money in the last three years! Come inside my apartment, I'm going show you something.
Neighbor: Let's see how your trading prowess stacks up with this site I dabble in called Quantopian. You can make money if you have an algo that excels within their given trading framework. They will allocate funds to your algo and you will get a 10% cut from profits your algo makes.
Me: OK then, let me have a look at Quantopian's trading framework. Uumm, aahh, a highly hedged long/short equity fund, seeking alpha subject to risk and diversification constraints.
Neighbor: Yeah, that sounds about right!
I say to myself, my alpha is I can predict SPY with 100% accuracy so all I have to do is run a pipeline of the stock universe's correlation with SPY and multiply each stock's correlation with the sign of tomorrow's SPY price change and have their Optimizer do the rest.
And these are the results ( below in second post):
Neighbor: I'm not impressed!
He then politely kicked me out of his apartment, much to my chagrin...
Below is results of trading SPY with perfect knowledge of next day returns: