It turns out that there are such market-neutral beasts as the Q Fund needs, in the form of ETFs. For example, see:
So, maybe one could find all of the market-neutral and low-beta ETFs out there, and the create a strategy around them on Q, to see if more return could be eked out of them taken as a whole. One could still go long and short, but at least the base securities wouldn't be strongly correlated with the market. Let somebody else do all of the heavy lifting to reduce the correlation to the market.
Any thoughts?